unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

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thacartier:


This gif is sick as fuck

Seriously the best gif I have ever came across!

thacartier:

This gif is sick as fuck

Seriously the best gif I have ever came across!

(Source: picanaorelatada)

  • Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
  • Me: What does that mean?
  • Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
  • Me: Thanks

(Source: facebook.com)

conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

rabioheab:

a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”